wossname

Thing. Whotsit. Item, person, place or object for which the proper name cannot be brought to mind.

I walked over the wossname and into the park.

by mylovelyhorse September 24, 2003

Wissahickon

umm.. wissahickon school district is pretty simple to explain. it is 50% preppy white christian kids somewho think they are the hottest shit alive and then the others who either think they are really smart and are nerds or just the other ones. 5% white wealthy jewish kids who are friends with those white preppy christian kids. 20% black ghetto kids who think that they are all too cool for anything. 15% asian -- all types. those asians are fucking smart too. and 10% of everything else. GOTHIC AND PUNK are mixed in there too. Yeah well everyone at this school parties 24/7. drinking and puking and passing out and getting high is like their favorite thing in life. the kids who don't do this stay home on the weekends. Also.. another thing everyone does in that school is GOSSIP. its like if you tell someone something.. it will be around the school in less than half an hour. they just love to talk about it each other.

but yeah i guess in the end maybe SOME get into a decent college. either that or they are off to Montco (Montgomery County Community College) or they are just sitting on their asses and doing nothing at all.

"oh my god.. did you hear about that girl? she gave head to like 10 guys saturday night." - girl #1
"oh my god.. that's like ewwww. what a skank." - girl #2
"hey.. did you hear about that girl who gave like 20 guys head saturday night"- girl #2 to boy#1
"hell yes.. i was one of themm"- boy #1
"hahahaha.. eww ugh..hahah. whatever she is a skank."- girl #2

by you love us March 14, 2005

Wessam

Wessam is so gorgeous that you naturally want to be around her as much as possible. If you underestimate how quickly she can make you fall for her , you won't be alone cuz she has no clue she can do that . Anytime she complains about a boyfriend , you will be wishing you could show her how being a good boyfriend is done. Wessam can be funny. She's super tough . The best thinking about her is that huge heart . She has away of making things feel better.and making people feel special. She is really mature. Just talk to her and you can tell she gets it . She's not one of them hoes wasting your time playing games. she's the kind of girl that you are scared of dating cuz she's too perfect to risk breaking her heart.

Wessam is my favourite person on the planet!

by PerfectDefined July 22, 2021

Wossy

Nickname of Jonathan Ross (Friday Night with Jonathan Ross on BBC) because of his inability to pronounce the letter "R"

Don't make fun of Wossy's rhotacism.

by banditemilyx12 December 22, 2008

wassack

complete and utter moron
somebody who doesnt seem to do anything right.

You complete Wassack!

by Chris Davies July 9, 2004

Wissahickon

Notorious for its infamously fucked up school district, Wissahickon high school is filled with completely opposite blends of students that make up a distorted social ladder. This social ladder consists of popular kids with huge egos that will do anything to make the less popular kids feel bad about themselves. This can sometimes even entail mocking those that are mentally challenged (I am a personal witness). Many of these popular kids are professionals as gossiping. Don't tell anyone a secret because the entire school will know by the end of the day and you will become a social pariah for at least a month, until another scandal is committed to take people's mind off you. If you are not popular, you stay at home on weekends and study while the more popular kids go out to party, smoke weed, and get drunk off their fucking asses. Mixed in with this student body, an array of super-smart Asians can be found along with black kids that think they live in the ghetto..(they live in fucking Ambler...not a single one of them would actually make it in the real ghetto so they really need to get over that)... and could care less about school. There are a handful of decent people at this school, but do not be fooled. If you don't have to attend this hell hole don't. The teachers and staff can be equally snobby and biased towards their favorite students. Start sucking up if you want to get good grades and good positions in clubs.

Kids at Wissahickon

unpopular kid: hi
popular kid 1:.....hi.....(walks away)

30 minutes later

popular kid 1: {name of unpopular kid} said he likes me
popular kid 2: no fucking way.... I'll text {insert names of popular kid 2's contact list here}

by just observing April 26, 2011

wassap

Term used by rich white kids trying to act cool like rappers they see on MTV.

White kid: "Yo bro, wassap?!"
Black kid: "Dude, stop actin' all black, it makes ya look retarded"

by coolioza April 19, 2010