wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018

wonky wigger

noun; one who is a goofy white nigger

you, my friend, are a wonky wigger

by lyrical artisan1 October 5, 2010

Wonky tits

Massive breasts that a female has that are entirely too large for that females body

God damn Jamie has some wonky tits

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

wonky boob

The word wonkey, when used in this context can be used to mean out of sorts, not working properley, out of place, strange or not the way it should be (out of whack). The term boob can also mean many different things, but in this case we are referring to the female reproductive parts used to produce milk. When used together the meanings are put together to make a knew term "wonky boob"

Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Brittney Spears can all be found with "wonky boob" at one time or another.

by J dggz December 29, 2007

Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

by bleh22 July 26, 2011

Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.

That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.

by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010