wifey ting

The woman that you want to wake up with in the same bed, then go downstairs and eat berries with her and your two children for breakfast.

Yo, are you trying to wife her?
Yea, she's a real wifey ting.

by Mitch *_* May 15, 2016

whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol

'you are a whitey merchant

by oink234 December 10, 2007

Witty titties

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

evanpeters.wifeyyy

the hottest person alive. the best most elite person there is. you’d be lucky to have a friend like this, very hot *lip bite*

evanpeters.wifeyyy is the hottest person alive. evanpeters.wifeyyy is the most elite person there is. you are extremely lucky if you have evanpeters.wifeyyy as your friend.

by sarahpauisonscigarette June 16, 2021

pull a wifey

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

wifey

Derived from the noun "wife", it is used to indentify one's girlfriend (either signifying her potential as a wife, implying the presence of spousal attributes, or to indicate her ownage in order to fend off perverted dickheads who try and catch a look at one's girl.)

"She's more than my girl, she's my wifey."

"You lookin at my wifey, muthafucka!?"

by ning August 31, 2004

Whitey Maid

This is the 'Whitey Victim''s bitch who is roped into looking after the poor stoner who's 'hit white', often because they threw up in their house and the 'Whitey Maid' is forced to clean it up because the Victim is too lazy.

On the night - 'Jayk, clean up your sick!'

'Nah, I'm gonna sleep instead.'
Days later - 'Jayk, you whitey victim!'

'Shut up Josh, you were my whitey maid!'

by Cayk September 25, 2010