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Wisconsin Cheese Platter

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021
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University of Wisconsin

The University of Wisconsin is a large public university in the Wisconsin capital of Madison. It is one of the largest campuses in the USA, and is one of the best colleges in the world. It is one of the Public Ivies, that is, a public university that offers an education equivalent to those of the private Ivy League schools. It is consistently ranked in the top 35 among all US schools, and in the top 10 among all public schools. The majority of their undergraduate majors are ranked within the top 10 nationally, and the university is one of the top 20 research institutions in the world. The University of Wisconsin, also known as UW, is tied with Harvard for producing the highest number of CEO's, and has produced some of the largest amounts of doctors, lawyers, engineers, businessmen, and millionaires. What is unique about UW is that not only is it one of the top academic institutions in the world, but it is also one of the biggest party schools and is known for being one of the best campuses in America. Playboy magazine named UW the biggest party school in America, and ESPN named Madison the best college sports town. UW is associated with two gigantic drinking fests: Halloween's Freakfest and Mifflin Block Party. Both are two of the largest college drinking fests in the country, attracting thousands upon thousands of drunk students.
Joe: "I go to the University of Wisconsin in Madison."

Maria: "Wow, that is awesome. You must be insanely smart and party all the time."
by madtown badger March 29, 2009
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Wisconsinite

1) A person who lives in the state of Wisconsin.
2) A person who grew up in the state of Wisconsin.
1) Some people think that just because I live in Wisconsin, that I'm a Wisconsinite. I'm actually from France.

2) Wisconsinites are the best.
by sporkeh November 21, 2006
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Cambridge School of Weston

A private school where all the kids pretend to be poor but the tuition is $45,000 for day students and $72,000 for boarders. CSW goers used to smoke weed but now don’t as they think it caused out of body experiences. Literally all of them think that has happened. A “safe space” and “art school” for people who are not unique but think they are and suddenly a wannabe sports school. CsW iS cHaNgIng
Wow, Cambridge school of Weston kids used to be artistic.
by youknowitsspoton March 28, 2019
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Wilton

Wilton is a male name that comes from Sweden. He is a really caring guy that will stay up all night just to talk to you, all he wants is you to feel good. Wilton is also the funniest, hottest and nicest guy you'll ever meet and he's extremly smart - Wilton is the perfect guy.
Person 1: Omg do you see that guy over there?
Person 2: Yes, he's such a Wilton you need to go up and talk to him!
by inteefterbliven December 22, 2019
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University of Wisconsin Milwaukee

If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.
Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee
by Ellen DeGeneres August 27, 2012
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westoned

Burned. To suffer burning of the skin. Especially severe or 3rd degree burns.

Taken from 'Simon Weston', famous Welsh burns victim who was brainwashed into getting toasted for 'Queen and country', along with 150 other sheeple, aboard RFA Sir Galahad. Compare: reeved
"I nearly westoned myself with a pop-tart earlier!"
by Goatlips August 20, 2008
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