Dutch Windmill

A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.

I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill

by Maide January 18, 2012

milky windmill

When you ejaculate onto a spinning ceiling fan, and it projects your semen into various areas of your room.

I forgot to turn my ceiling fan off before I jacked off last night. It was a total milky windmill

by Tjmax488 February 20, 2018

tennessee windmill

When your at a girls house and you bust a nut and start windmilling your dick around getting cum every where then leaving

I Tennessee windmilled my ex the last time we hung out

by Billy bob_jones November 19, 2019

Californian Windmill

When a man is having missionary sex with a woman on top of a building and he picks her up and takes her close to the edge. She waves her arms in a circular motion thus simulating a windmill. Preferably done in California.

To spice up his relationship, Greg used the Californian Windmill on his wife.

by Hobart High November 3, 2009

kentucky windmill

when a woman is giving a man oral sex, he farts loudly , then pulls his penis out of her mouth , and whips it around rapidly in a circle, thus creating a windmill effect.

"dude, i had to fart SO BAD when monique was blowing me that i just pulled my pole out of her mouth and gave her a kentucky windmill"

by luther lee May 20, 2008

Midden hits the windmill

A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.

Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill

by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004

Kentucky Windmill

This is when you lubricate your legs and you partners butt, so when she sits on your cock she can spin in circles.

C'mon babe! Time for the Kentucky Windmill.

by jiggledoes-R-Us March 13, 2010