Fuzzy Wilkinson

When a man/woman steamroles there unshaved gooch over someones nose

Man this weekend was crazy, I was hanging out with my friends and they gave me a fuzzy wilkinson when I was sleeping.

by Gooch857 February 18, 2009

Wilmington Wombler

The sexual act of two people placing each other's anuses against one another, then defecating into each other's asses. Is not specific to either gender, any two people can perform the Wilmington Wombler. Known to be quite messy. It's generally best to put a tarp down first.

Place of origin: Wilmington, Ohio

"Dude, I was gettin bored with this bitch, so I decided to spice things up so we did a Wilmington Wombler."

"Oh dear me, last night my husband of 43 years asked me do a Wilmington Wombler with him. I didn't know what it was, so I said yes."

by Wombler27 June 10, 2010

Wilkinson

A badass family known for making cannons, shaving products, knights, karate dojos, and really awful 16-Bean soup for Church Events.

Hey look, it's Jake Wilkinson.

by dudejay2000 April 23, 2009

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake.

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

by abart May 1, 2010

wilding

a slang term that refers to the practice of marauding in bands to terroize strangers and to swagger and bully

We were bored, all six of us, so we decided to go out wilding

by david goater April 6, 2005

wilkinson

(v) the act of inserting one's penis into someone's nostril for sexual arousal.

Brian gave Erin a great wilkinson last night.

by hemple April 27, 2006

Bitches be wildin'

A phrase to signify that a different person or group of people is causing undo stress

That girl is whack...bitches be wildin'.

I wanted to go out with the dudes, but my boo wanted me to stay in and watch The Notebook with her...bitches be wildin'.

by Ki'ainneru May 1, 2009