Wilf

To wilf someone, to be friend them gain intimate knowledge of a friendship or relationship a person has and then to use information garnered to steal wife/gf/bf.

One man to another "his misses is fit id definitely wilf him"

by Milf I'd wilf June 26, 2024

WILF

acronym — Werewolves I’d Like to F**

Definition:
A supernatural term used to describe irresistibly hot, primal, and dangerously seductive werewolves—created when two vampires bite each other under a full moon. The result? Not your grandma’s werewolves—these WILFs are fierce, fanged, and freaky in all the right ways.

Origin Story:
According to occult lore (and definitely not peer-reviewed science), when two vampires lock fangs and drain each other during a lunar climax (aka full moon), their bloodlust fuses into something wild, hairy, and hormonally chaotic. Boom. A WILF is born. Think less “Twilight,” more “moonlit thirst trap.”

“Did you see that new bartender? Total WILF. I swear I caught a fang flash and the scent of wet pine.”
“Careful around the woods tonight. Full moon, two vamps making out? You don’t wanna run into a freshly turned WILF.”

by Saint667 June 11, 2025

Wilfing

Fingering ones own asshole and simultaneously peeing into ones mouth.

Bro, my friend recently told me about wilfing, and I cant stop! Its so much better than jerking off.

by Jackinthebox52 February 15, 2024

Wilf

Short for “Witch I’d like (to) fuck.”

“Tbh Sarah Sanderson is a wilf”

by a.slut.for.arson July 23, 2022

Wilf

A bit of a wilf = A bit of a wolly. A strange one.

A wilfy woofter.

See that fella over there wearing those bent old trousers, he's a bit of a wilf.
He's a right Wilfred 😂

by Wilf / Wilfred July 5, 2022