wig splitter

An ass kicker in prison. As in he'll split your wig.
Homey is a stone cold wig splitter
by the real biffula July 24, 2019
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tit wig

a lesbian saying for when your girlfriend falls asleep with her head on your tit and it hurts but her beauty and grace when she sleeps snatched your wig so you don’t wake her.
i really wish i had a girl here to tit wig me :(
by sapphic bitch March 03, 2019
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wig in orbit

When ur wig is so snatch the aliens fuckin steal that thang and send it into orbit to watch it set with the sun at night
HER WIG IN ORBIT DAMMMNNNN
by Uglyeet February 06, 2018
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Spin The Wig

Spin The Wig - the definition of Spin The Wig - “when you’re so happy you have to Spin Your Wig”
I had a great weekend at a rave that I came into work and shouted “Spin The Wig.” Spin The Wig is a saying when you’re so happy and want everyone to know about it.
by SpinTheWig January 18, 2019
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Wig snatched

When someone posts a BOMB selfie and your wig flies all the way to Mars
Crush: posts a selfie that is good enough for the gods

Me: wig snatched and detached
by Pinto fried bean September 07, 2018
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ket wig

Someone, normally a chav,who hasn't had a hair cut and instead has grown a disgusting mass of hair. The name comes from the idea that the money saved from not getting a hair cut can instead be spent in there view wisely, on ketamine
chav: you getting a hair cut lad?

Ket wig bandit: nah lad I've spent the money on ket

Chav: Snd lad! Your hair looks proper sick anyway
by qwerty® February 26, 2015
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wigs on the green

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.
Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?
by netwhizkid January 25, 2008
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