A state of complete physical and emotional abandonment caused by the husband's preference to hunt animals in the wild for days on end instead of spending quality time with his wife at home.
Wife 1: So, your hubby's away on yet another hunting trip, is he?
Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
Wife 2: (Angrily) Don't remind me. I swear, if I wasn't already a hunting widow, I would kill him myself!
by Loxi July 18, 2009
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They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.
by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007
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Just found out that the red food dye in the Yoplait strawberry yogurt I have for breakfast every morning is made out of crushed beetles, WIDK.
by dannyo7777 June 1, 2011
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Oh shit he so WIDDIED! that bitch.
by dreamofx May 16, 2008
Get the Widdied mug.Person 1: Man, Jim looks sore today.
Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.
Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?
Person 1: Foldy.
Person 2: Yea, he was in a wide sandwich with Fat Albert and John Goodman.
Person 3: Really? Did he say how it was?
Person 1: Foldy.
by P.Batman September 30, 2012
Get the Wide Sandwich mug.Widefield Highschool is a school located in Fountain, CO. Most of people here are pot heads or weird edgy kids. The male population would most likely go to the bathroom and make some sort of drug deal and the female population always has some sort of beef mostly at school dances. Most of the kids that go to this school are beaners and/or fake gang members.
by SomeRandomBeaner November 2, 2019
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by Funniman2 February 4, 2021
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