Whitney Wisconsin

A dirty white bitch who enjoys fucking dogs and has earned a name for herself on the internet as one of the dirtiest bitches if all time
Yo that bitch Whitney Wisconsin will fuck your dog raw
by Ew this dirty dog fucker January 31, 2016
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Whitney Hall

A nine story dormitory located on the campus of Chico State University bordering the corner of Legion St. and Warner St.
The biggest and bestest dormitory on the campus of Chico State is Whitney Hall
by 7th Floor Whitney Hall August 21, 2006
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johnny whitney

A singer and keyboard player. A member of three well know bands, The Blood Brothers, Neon Blonde, and Jaguar Love

He's just damn good.
Not to be confused with whitney houston, who can't play synth, whereas Johnny Whitney can.
by Jibotron October 20, 2007
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Eli Whitney

Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it, "Eli Whitney" is a phrase used to indicate a repetitive thing of little to no importance.
Gary went to a party expecting plently of attractive females, but was dissappointed to find that fugly chicks were the Eli Whitney of the party.

OR

Dude 1: I walked 4 miles today!
Dude 2: Fucking Eli Whitney.
by A. Mule February 21, 2008
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Whitney Houston

1. LEGENDARY DIVA who has thankfully ditched her ugly ass, broke, woman beating husband, Bobby "Eternal Crackhead" Brown.

2. She was the MOST SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ARTIST OF ALL TIME up until 1999, which was when her personal troubles began to overshadow and subsiquently negatively affect her unmatched success. She has since ditched her stupid ass ex husband/enabler and is finally turning her life around for the better. She is recovering her Legendary voice, is sounding better and working on a Comeback Album with Music Industry Legend Clive Davis.

3. Known as the "Greatest Singer of All Time", "The Greatest Voice of All Time" & "The Voice"

4. Living proof that there is a God.
Guy: Wow, Whitney Houston was such a doll in the 80's and 90's. What Bobby Brown did to her is a disgrace.

Friend: Yea it is. Thank God she left him.

Guy: I know, I would've kicked his ass if I ever met him
by Jason001 December 05, 2007
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Whitney Houston

1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.
Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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whitney wreckless

Stop being such a whitney wreckless!
by leabiaaaaaaa December 06, 2006
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