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Ricky: Hey Bobby, Did you hear about Kevin's latest endeavor?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
Bobby: Did he eat 14 burritos for lunch again?
Ricky: No man, better! I'm telling you he went full White Knight out in Joshua Tree! He scored free tacosand almost got laid, but he fell asleep after the tacos.
Bobby: Dude, that's it, I'm white knighting up in Big Bear next weekend! Wanna join?
by Haywood Jablome Sr. November 28, 2017
Get the White Knight mug.A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.
Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.
As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.
The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!
Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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Get the white suge knight mug."White Knight" is a made-up Term/Concept invented by Whiny, Bitter, & Frustrated "Incels"—Male Losers who are perpetually rejected by Women in matters of Dating, Romance, Sex, Friendship, and even just Basic Social Interactions. Incels use the term "White Knight" as an Insult/Slur for any Normal Well-Adjusted Man with Basic Social Skills who Stands Up For/Agrees with a Woman publicly.
Most of the "White Knight" definitions on UrbanDictionary were written by the Whiny Frustrated Little Bitches known as "Incels".
INCEL: Samuel L. Jackson publicly defended Brie Larson in a Press Interview recently. He said the dudes who troll her constantly on social media are "Incel Losers" who need to get a life..................Samuel L. Jackson is such a WHITE KNIGHT!
EVERY WOMAN AND "NORMAL, SOCIALLY-ADJUSTED MAN" ON EARTH: Shut the Fuck Up Ya Whiny Incel Bitch! Take your Weak-Ass, Beta-Male Bitching & Moaning to 4CHAN where you can join your "Virgin Brethren" in their Daily Online Circle-Jerk.
INCEL: Samuel L. Jackson publicly defended Brie Larson in a Press Interview recently. He said the dudes who troll her constantly on social media are "Incel Losers" who need to get a life..................Samuel L. Jackson is such a WHITE KNIGHT!
EVERY WOMAN AND "NORMAL, SOCIALLY-ADJUSTED MAN" ON EARTH: Shut the Fuck Up Ya Whiny Incel Bitch! Take your Weak-Ass, Beta-Male Bitching & Moaning to 4CHAN where you can join your "Virgin Brethren" in their Daily Online Circle-Jerk.
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