Grind the wheat

Said when proving someone wrong. Often accompanied by hitting the bottom of your fist against your open palm.

Grind the wheat, grind the wheat. Make the bread, make the bread.

by Hamfry May 26, 2009

wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008

wheat crust

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.

I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!

by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011

Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---Evan Reynolds or Evan Arsen (his aka)

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

by Harddrive January 19, 2009

suh wheat

It's like an, "OMFG, thats awesome."

Taylor: Dude, i just found a twenty in my car!!!
Charles: Suh wheat, dude

by #4 January 31, 2005

Wheat Bun

A white girl pregnant with a Mexican baby. The baby being the wheat bun.

Mary has a wheat bun in the oven.

by Chris and Vance April 14, 2008

Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006