whale

person 1: your mum is a whale
person 2: fuck you
by man like big c May 01, 2022
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whaled

Similar to being catfished. Meaning, being shown outdated pictures of someone who has gained a whole lot of weight since the pictures were taken, and when you meet them, they are a whole lot bigger than advertised
Jay and Austin got whaled by the very large Shaniqua and Vanessa and had to bail quickly!
by captainjosefireball November 14, 2014
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whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 06, 2007
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Whaleing

when you see too much EXCESS skin showing/over lapping bodily areas that shouldnt be there, then you take the proper actions and yell WHALE!!! and tell every one to run for their lives and you take the action of throwing something at that thing (in a sense harpooning the whale). Sharp objects are recommened. And remember it takes a lot to bring down a whale. *CAUTION* EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ADVANCE AT OWN RISK
Johnny did you see that huge whale walking into the ice cream parlor. Hapoon! that whale. Do you want to go whaleing on halloween?
by womanizer January 06, 2006
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whale

A mammal that was to lazy to get out the water.
Also used to describe someone who is lazy.
Your uncle is such a whale, he ever gets up to do anything!
by Headladn June 27, 2014
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Whaled

Natalie: Dude, Brandi whaled josh this summer.
Megan: Holy shit, he got whaled!!!
by mEgGeRz November 24, 2003
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the whale

you take a persons ass. grab it up, then kick it as hard as you can.

this should hurt. so use it modestly.
fuck that trick, i'll give him the whale!
by ambrosialynn [aka amber] May 27, 2008
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