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Pocket watching

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds
them: "peep her red bottoms, I wonder how much she make".
Me:"why you pocket watching?"
by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017
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throwing watch

A throwing watch is a watch that is cheap and good for nothing. It is assumed that the watch will return after it has been thrown, when in reality that would be a boomerang- not a wrist watch.
Peter please hold onto and take care of my vintage watch, it is NOT a throwing watch.
by Dr.Krieger March 6, 2017
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Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos
F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!
by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016
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Signature Watch

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!
by The Casio collector December 2, 2021
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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WatchMojo

WatchMojo is a YouTube channel that has over 11 million subscribers. They make Top 10's everyday and are on YouTube just for the money. They make 5 videos a day. Despite being very professional their lists suck. They are especially famous for their dumb anime lists.
Watchmojo: Haku from Naruto is God-tier.
Me: *facepalm*
Watchmojo: Sakura is the 4th best character from Naruto.
Me: *commits suicide*
by Čapra July 11, 2016
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watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
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