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westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.
weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too
by pat February 23, 2005
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Weston

Weston. What can I say about good old Weston?
I like to think of it as the little brother of
Westport. All the kids are spoiled rotten,
and get drunk and high at every party every
weekend, but there is no commerce in Weston except
for Weston Center. Which is NOT a big hang out
spot. People in Weston have nothing better to do
then make loads of money and drive around in their
Mercedes Benz' and BMW's. But I'm completely serious--
my mom has an Audi A7 and my dad has a BMW M5. All
the Weston kids usually hang out, if not in someones
beer soaked house, in Westport. But the thing with these
towns is everyone knows about these kids, but no one
seems to care.
Yo, Tom, Weston is mad lame yo. Lets chill and pop a fosheezy & smoke a couple a blunts down in Westport.
by yesss!!! September 12, 2005
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Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California
Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.
by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006
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Weston

Small town with approximately 9750 people. Part of the world renound "real FFC", standing for the real fairfield county. The real fairfield county is a group of towns in southwestern fairfield county. These include: Darien, New Canaan, Westport, Weston, Wilton, Greenwich, and some parts of Norwalk and Fairfield. Aka, the areas where the per capita income is something one might not belive. Weston contains some serious gangs such as D Block. Many people smoke, but there are no potheads.
Pretty much you know you're from Weston if: 1) you've never been to a bar 2) you know the first and last names of everybody in your graduating class 3) you pop your collar 4) you can't sleep at night if your current GPA is below a 3.5 5) your first ride was a BMW, Mercedes, Lexus, Acura, Infiniti, or any SUV with at least a v6 6) you can recall playing in the sandbox with at least 10 people in your english class 7) you were actually born in Manhattan 8) there is a bottle of vodka or jack in your trunk 9) you almost hit 3 animals on your way to school today 10) you got your first cell phone in 7th grade, or younger 11) you cant see your neighbor's house through all the trees 12) your dad needs the escalade too, so that when it snows he doesnt have to hurt the bimmer 13) you excel at at least one of the following sports: track, golf, tennis, sailing, skiing 14) you're mom's SUV has a Duke, Dartmouth, Yale, Harvard or Cornell sticker on it 15) you only go to the beach at night 16) the nearest mall is 1/2 hr away 17) you've ever bumped into a classmate while vacationing in Europe 18) you play at least one varsity sport 19) you have no idea how to change a tire 20) you smoke lots of weed, but you're no pothead.
In Weston, D-BLOCK is a very serious gang, like you might die yo.

In Weston, you are a loser if your BMW is USED!! (God forbid.)
by jewfromweston January 26, 2006
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Dirty Weston

When a man with a below average and extremely hairy penis has sex with a woman while he is extremely intoxicated only to find out the next morning that they're in fact a man and they were just bamboozled into having sex with a man despite them being mostly straight.
Man I was so hammered last night I can't believe I pulled a dirty Weston
by Aaaannnddrew October 27, 2020
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scrumpy and weston

A musical style blending English Folk and country rock unique to the English west country. Founded by Adge Cutler and the wurzels.

The term derives from scrumpy a potent form of rough cider and Weston-super-mare, a town in Somerset.
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
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Weston

If one is deemed to have had an incredibly bad mare, it would be described as a "super mare". The town of Weston-super-mare provides the abbreviated description of this action.
Guy: I dropped my wallet in the urinal but before I realised I'd pissed all over it, I've had a right weston.
by MCNailer February 26, 2009
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