Weezer-bix

when you listen to the awesome band Weezer in the morning.
instead of weetabix which is a breakfast cereal. so its Weezer-bix

#ashleighp.madethis!

*early morning*
person 1: hey, im listening to Weezer
person 2: so you have had your Weezer-bix this morning?

by deckheddzzzz November 17, 2011

Weezer Fan

Weezer Fan is a commonly used synonym for “Virgin”, the only difference being is that Weezer fans are aware of this and agree with it.

Hey dude, are you a Weezer Fan?
Yeah.
Prove it. Is Raditude a good album?
*cocks gun* … say that again and your a goner…

by WeRanOutOfFood September 14, 2021

Weezer Fan

The most basic of the single celled organisms.

I'm so glad Leo Henry isn't a Weezer Fan.

by Leo Henreezer August 30, 2021

Weezer fan

A Seductive and irresistible person.

Ronald is a Weezer fan? Dude that’s why he always gets laid!

by Awesomegangster January 19, 2021

Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer

guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener

by 19inchCockdmme April 02, 2020

Cheesey Weezer

You are jacking off while your girl is asleep. As soon as she hits R.E.M.sleep and starts to snore you jam your rod down her throat and cheese off she then wakes up weezing.Some definitions include a donkey punch and forcing the weezer to make them a grilled cheese sandwhich. Also known as cheezing the Breather or gargling the cheddar.

Dude, I came home from work last night and saw the delivery boy giving my wife a Cheesey Weezer.

by Frankie Satin March 12, 2008

Weezer Phobia

Weezer Phobia is an irrational fear or hatred for Weezer. The side affects for having Weezer phobia, are 4 eldritch beings appearing in your dreams that represent the members of Weezer. The first is an blank man with pointed arms leg and head, The second is a man with 8 arms and legs shaped like an octopus, The third is a man with large, penguin like flippers and legs. He can float in the air with an ominous aura around him. The final one hides in the shadows with huge eyes that glow, the only body part you can see is its tail. There is only one current survivor of the fourth demon. Remember to honour Weezer unless you want to die.

Nathan: Hey how was your weekend?
Eduardo: HOLY FUCK I GOT WEEZER PHOBIA FUCK FUCK FUCK
Nathan: Damn that's to bad.

by Josepi Carlito Antonio III October 11, 2022