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You don’t want no smoke

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog
by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017
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I don't want to say this, but

A preamble, often used, which precedes something that the speaker cannot resist the urge to say (for a variety of reasons including loose mouth).
It is also either or both of the following:
Extremely critical of the person being spoken to, Revealing the true nature of the person speaking.
"I don't want to say this, but you're a heartless bastard who is too eager to get into fights"
by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle

Basically, It's the future of sex. Once a sexy female robot comes around and you have sex with her, you won't want to settle for less. With robotic women: no STD, no pregnancy, no condom, no problem. The term "Once you go metal, you won't want to settle can be seen in a poster featuring Jenny Wakeman(XJ9). Jenny XJ9 is an attractive robot from the show "My Life as a Teenage Robot". It is after XJ9 got the 18 year old upgrade in rule 34 that the term, "once you go metal, you won't want to settle" began to be used. It get's hotter. Jenny wakeman is hot! Jenny XJ9 is sexy! Jenny Wakeman is from the show MLaaTR. I would pick Jenny XJ9 over a human any day.
Random Dude:*Jumps on Jenny the gynoid robot and has sex with her.*
Jenny Wakeman:*Does guy for 5 hours*
Random Dude:*Continues to have sex with Jenny XJ9.*
Random Dude:Oh yeah!
Jenny Wakeman: Wow!
Random Dude:I want more!
Jenny Wakeman:You can't be serious!
Random Dude: Yes! Uh! Oh! Energizer bunny:Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
by TheMatrixShrooms November 4, 2012
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i want all smoke

You want beef ..
I want all smoke:You want war
by Dillard Fish January 21, 2018
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i want to sleep

A sentence that is mostly used by college students.
"Ok, so it's two in the morning, I have thirty two unfinished homeworks and assignments, calculating how much of sleep I'll get and whatching the seventy fifth episode of this Anime. I want to sleep."
by Tired and hungry. October 29, 2017
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Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.
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do you want the smoke

by PinkDuckSauce96 December 22, 2018
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