WANKER

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020

Wanker

A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.

Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker

by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019

Wanker

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

by Definition teller March 21, 2017

Wanker

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

Wanker

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020