Moaning Walrus

A chick gives two blow-jobs at the same time, resembling walrus tusks. (This works better with a larger girl, thus the walrus, but does also work with any size.)

Beth's mouth was sore after attempting the moaning walrus last night.

by EndShark March 16, 2010

Walrusification

To be turned into a walrus, usually through a machine or surgery.

Today i'm going to get a walrusification surgery.

by MMS77 June 28, 2010

walkulence

When someone releases several farts as they're walking away from you. Typically chronic and odorless.

Deb: " Have you ever noticed Mary rapid fires loud gas every time she walks by?"
Melissa: "Yeah, she has had walkulence for years"

by JewcyDeb February 5, 2020

Willy Walrus

when a man ejaculates in the back of a woman's throat and comes out of her nostril.

yoooo y'all know that girl Avrie. I just "willy walrused" her last night!!

by bigpussyeater445 March 30, 2022

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Grand Theft Walrus

An arcade game Homer Simpson plays in Alaska in the Simpsons Movie. Much like Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Walrus is exactly the same but instead of a human character you are a walrus. Abbreviated GTW

Tim: Hey I just came back from Alaska and they have Grand Theft Walrus at one of the arcades

Henry: Yo that be pimpin'

by bArSchNitsVah January 29, 2010

sloppy walrus

a sexual manuever in which after getting a blowjob and ejaculating in the girl's mouth the man punches her in the stomach causing semen to come out her nose, the two trails look like tusks, giving her the appearance of a "sloppy walrus"

The bitch was totally pissing me off so I gave her a sloppy walrus.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004