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Wake up call 

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."
(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"
Wake up call by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009

Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood
This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

Wake up victim 

It's what Ezy and other alpha bullies say to wake up their victims and toss them around
Wake up victim it's time to torment you some more
Wake up victim by Kevlol June 23, 2021

Wake up and smell the music 

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.
"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

Wake Up In The Sky 

wake up in the sky is an amazing song by gucci mane and the chorus will make anybody sing
this song is so good
is it Wake Up In The Sky
no
Then it fucking sucks
Wake Up In The Sky by narutosexual November 1, 2021

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.