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a poor waif in his underwear 

A pro-Russian journalist or Russian/Kremlin official who attempts to pass off fake quotes as real things said by government or military officials in Western countries but are clearly fake due to translated Russian phrases, strange wording, words being used in strange or unnatural ways, etc.

The phrase comes from an article written by Seymour Kersh, a pro-Russian journalist. In the article, he claimed an anonymous American official called President Zelenskyy of Ukraine 'a poor waif in his underwear'. However, the term 'waif' is extremely uncommon in American English, and the whole phrase was a Russian meme until the publishing of the article.
Seymour Hersh was a poor waif in his underwear when quoting his source, a supposed 'anonymous US official', who used the Russian idiom 'a poor waif in his underwear', which until then was not used in English.

Pro-Kremlin social media users were floundering like poor waifs in their underwear to dismiss the initial use of 'a poor waif in his underwear' as a mere translation issue without explaining why there would be a translation issue between a US journalist and a US official.
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waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
Related Words
Waifu wail waist-shake wai waifs wait wain't wait what wait for it waiting

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.
'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.
Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!
Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

a poor waif in his underwear 

a person who has blown their cover as a Kremlin propagandist, especially when it is unclear they even knew they were one
Seymour Hersh was a poor waif in his underwear when quoting his source, a supposed “anonymous US official”, who used the russian idiom “waif in his underwear”, which until then was not used in English.

Gage Waight 

really enjoys en"gage"ing in sexual acts with men
male: hey gage waight! let's hook up!
Gage Waight by boomer brown May 18, 2021

Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.
Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".
Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017