The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.
"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"
by Faulkling September 8, 2008
Get the Wake-and-Bake mug.WAVEY is an adjective or noun that is used to describe a person when they are feeling all types of vibrations. They may or may not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol, but they feel the flow and are fluid with it. Usually positive vibes are felt from other people, sound waves or light rays to become wavey.
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Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"
"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
by xkwid August 22, 2011
Get the Wake and waste mug.When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.
Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.
by My friend from Mi6 July 29, 2014
Get the wake island mug.A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019
Get the wake up lieutenant mug.Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.
"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."
A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."
A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."
by Vexatha June 8, 2023
Get the wake-up juice mug.In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.
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