Someone who you would murder if you could teleport behind them. Preferably in front of their bed with a sledgehammer at night. Because they're such self important faggots who don't realize this site is for memes
by OG Crackhouse May 25, 2020
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The urge or desire to be the bad guy. Wishing you would be careless and bitter to all forms of life.
The urge or desire to be the bad guy. Wishing you would be careless and bitter to all forms of life.
1. “I wish I was volunt-malum, I would no longer care for my previous lover.”
2. “David is volunt-malum, his heart is calloused with hurt and has turned to stone.”
2. “David is volunt-malum, his heart is calloused with hurt and has turned to stone.”
by Julius Peter January 5, 2022
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To wish to be a bad guy or have malicious intent.
Often brought on by the inability to let go.
To wish to be a bad guy or have malicious intent.
Often brought on by the inability to let go.
1. I wish I was volunt-malum, I would then fall out of love with my past lover.
2. David is volunt-malum, his heart is callused with pain and therefore hardened to stone.
2. David is volunt-malum, his heart is callused with pain and therefore hardened to stone.
by Julius Peter January 5, 2022
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Person 1: "Happy National Band Volunteer Day!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "On May 22nd We celebrate people like the Cartners, Claytons, Kriskas, Hinsons, Mosses, Neeses, Pages, Pattersons, and Simpsons, who have put a great deal of service into Band Programs!
by Pride of Alamance May 22, 2022
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I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!
Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
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We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.
by angrycelt March 11, 2022
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Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
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