Vegetable

1. A type of plant that can be consumed. Vegetables contain many nutrients and vitamins.
2. A derogatory term for a disabled person.

1. Oranges have vitamin C, so remember to eat one to stay healthy.
2. What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

by The Latino Sandal June 15, 2018

Party Vegetable

Noun: An individual who dislikes parties and who sits and does nothing until the person or persons that he or she arrived with are ready to leave. Party vegetables typically become morose and withdrawn when in a large social gathering of unfamiliar people.

My brother's a party animal, but I'm a party vegetable who gets depressed if we stay too long.

by The blind left-handed abbot February 12, 2007

vagetable

Another word for vagina.

Remember to always eat you vagetables!

by Billy Reid April 2, 2008

Vegetable Sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

vegetable in chief

The opposite of commander in chief. A president who has no idea what he’s doing or saying, and is being controlled by others. They’re a disaster when given a mic without a script. Signs executive orders without fully understanding their contents. Whenever you hear them speak, you lose IQ points.

It looks like our vegetable in chief really did it again. They really need to retire and stick to spending their own money.

by WRGATEXAN February 7, 2021

Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.

There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.

by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011

Vagetable

Disable lesbians

Jack "Yo look at those two disable girls kissing"

"Yeah they are real life vagetables"

by Mackjiller May 22, 2020