Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
Get the Valorantmug. by AndrewHChin February 3, 2022
Get the Valorantmug. by 6FootFeministRightsActivist September 7, 2022
Get the Kylie Valorant girlmug. A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
Get the Valorant playermug. The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!
by Genius8500 May 23, 2022
Get the Valorantmug. game made by the league of legend guys
the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives
guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure
*2 games later*
guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right
*1 game later*
guy 2: fuck this game
guy 2: sure
*2 games later*
guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right
*1 game later*
guy 2: fuck this game
by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022
Get the valorantmug. by Pocket Reyna September 13, 2021
Get the Valorantmug.