vagenis

combination of both sexual organs

holy crap dude i got to her but then she whooped out a huge vagenis

by dammitbammitslammitrammit February 10, 2009

vagenis

a man or a woman with a vagina in the front and the penis in the back, being able to have sex with themself and also being able to finger and jerk off at the same time causing 2 times the amount of cum to squirt so if your trying 2 get both have fun:)

josh has a vagenis, i saw him fingering and jerking off last week

by tlker4lifez October 16, 2008

Vagenis

The opening of a Brita water jug. In refering to the jug, one must be non-gender specific. Therefore where it releases liquid can be called neither a penis or vagina but rather a Vagenis

Wow, the vagenis sure is flowing... who filled it up?
Im not sure, but i know that vagenis is flowing with fresh water !

by penis-in-the-pumpkin February 19, 2009

Vagenius

When somebody makes a stupid mistake that normally only a woman would make

That guy doesn't have his headlights on! What a vagenius!
You put a fork in the microwave you vagenius!

by The Jam Master Jank February 28, 2011

Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"

Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.

by eeem28 October 23, 2014

Vagenius

A person who is well versed in the vagina, it's needs, and it's wants. Also may be referred to as a "Pussy Whisperer"

Girl I know why you love that man, I'm a Vagenius I can tell he's giving you that good dick.

by eeem28 October 23, 2014

vagenius

An individual(s) who consistently makes stupid and irrational decisions.

That vagenius thinks you look down the barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded.

The vagenius's in Congress just passed a tax increase.

by MonsterM60 October 30, 2015