Vegan

Just two steps above Anorexia.

Omnivore
Vegetarian
Vegan <-- There it is!
Shadow Vegan
Anorexic

Doesn't get much worse...

"Ya crazy vegan!"
"At least I'm not anorexic"
"pretty dang close!"

by The squished tomato February 24, 2005

Vegan

a person with green hair

Vegan: i dyed my hair green today
Non-Vegan: So you’re vegan now?

by dzadddy December 8, 2020

Vegan

being weak

Jimmy: Hey I'm vegan!

Neutron: weak shit

by Yoda's last name January 1, 2021

Vegan

A crazy lady

Crap, vegans they are attacking us.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

Vegan

Dumbass who can’t be gay

Hi are you vegan

Yes

Fuck u

by Pickle5977 April 24, 2022

vegan

The pure work of satan

I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was

by monkey_jizz January 26, 2015

Vegan

If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.

Some morons these days...

by okkk June 15, 2003