monkey_jizz's definitions

vegan

The pure work of satan

I became a vegan but later realized how much of a 'missed steak' it was

by monkey_jizz January 26, 2015

gap train

When you race your friend in his car and you leave him so far behind there is enough space to fit exactly one train car in between your bumpers

Bro I totally gave your civic the gap train

by monkey_jizz August 13, 2017