A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.
Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.
*fight starts*
by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022
Get the valorant mug.When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.
Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.
by anonymous October 9, 2023
Get the stolen valor mug.Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
Get the Valorant mug.by Comikazie February 4, 2022
Get the VALORANT mug.A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.
Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?
by OFG32 October 17, 2022
Get the Valorant mug.Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.
To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.
To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.
Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.
by Cemorolen December 14, 2025
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