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Valorant

A 5v5 game with characters called Agents that have unique abilities.
They also sell weapon/knife skins where the average knife costs 50€ and they would like to make 5 variants that would cost another 10€ each.
"Hey bro, wanna play Valorant?"
"Valorant is greedy"
by sexo fender June 14, 2024
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chloe (in valorant)

whenever chloe plays valorant, she always stays with either the classic gun or ghost and light shields. surprisingly, someitmes she would get so many kills. but there are times where she gets no kills in one match. no matter how many times we have told chloe to stop being cheap, she keeps on being cheap. but i mean, if it works for her, then it works for her.
chloe (in valorant)
chloe : *buys only classic/sherrif and light shield*
us : CHLOE STOP BEING SO CHEAP... YOU'RE GONNA DIE FIRST.
by justsophh October 2, 2021
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Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.
Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin
by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022
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Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.
Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant
by BoobInspector December 17, 2022
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Valorant player

A specimen of human organism who is unfamiliar to human hygiene of any shape or form. They usually are found in their natural habitat. A very messy space with hentai posters and him nutting his pants after hearing a woman's voice in prox chat. They usually have a massive vitamin D deficiency and has not seen a woman in 20 years. All they do is play valorant and cum 24/7
Cornelius: OH MY GOOOOD A WOMAN *nuts 57 times and hyperventilates* I LOVE BEING A VALORANT PLAYER
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Valorant

Valorant, most likely one of the worst games in existence. CS GO and Overwatch had a accident child back in 2020.

Its the type of game to make a person be trapped there for eternity, and a game where you possibly hate and love.

Valorant is said to be a team game, but in reality it's a single player team where you have npcs as teammates.
Wow Valorant is the worst game in the world, my team mates don't know how to play Valorant
by vestiary May 9, 2025
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Valorant

Valorant is game you play when your parents divorce, or when you get the covid vaccine and explain how you're too tired to go outside and see the light.
person 1: wanna play some valorant?
person 2: no thanks I'm not degenerate
by blackout927 October 18, 2021
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