Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.
by defnotdgrawns March 02, 2017
Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"
by Biggleswurth September 19, 2016
Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees
Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties
I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish
I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish
by ShimPee November 04, 2022
noun:
A westerner who tries to look admirable by doing or saying anything to avoid "offending" Islam and Muslims, including posing as knowledgeable about Islam's "lack of intrinsic violence" and attacking and berating anyone who criticizes Islam or the violent actions of Muslims. The result is to prevent free speech and make Islam an untouchable religion not accountable for the actions of it's members.
A westerner who tries to look admirable by doing or saying anything to avoid "offending" Islam and Muslims, including posing as knowledgeable about Islam's "lack of intrinsic violence" and attacking and berating anyone who criticizes Islam or the violent actions of Muslims. The result is to prevent free speech and make Islam an untouchable religion not accountable for the actions of it's members.
Did you hear the news anchor railing on the Pope for referring to a prior Pope's comments about Islam? That news man is such an Uncle IslamoTom. He's killing free speech regarding Islam.
Uncle Tom Islam coward polignorant correctness ass kisser suck up kiss ass
Uncle Tom Islam coward polignorant correctness ass kisser suck up kiss ass
by ibnkaffir May 09, 2011
A cum moustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but when you are about to blow, you pull out, and jizz under her nose, forming a cum moustache.
by Daddy JayReeko August 19, 2016
by A.LIZZLE April 28, 2008
A grumpy middle-aged man who became an instant celebrity when a video of him ferociously scolding a fellow young bus passenger became a hit on youtube.com. The young bus rider tapped the middle-aged man on his shoulder to request him to keep his voice down while talking on his cell phone. The man reacted vehemently and scolded the young man. The process was filmed by a 22-year-old man with his cell phone and the 6-minute footage was posted on youtube. As of now, the video has accumulated over 2 million hits and the phrases used by the middle-aged man - 'You face pressure. I face pressure' and 'Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet.' - have become the hottest catchphrases in Hong Kong. Newspapers around the world have reported this phenomenon.
Keep your voice down when you're on the bus. You don't want to be another Bus Uncle. You know, you face pressure, I face pressure, everybody faces pressure.
by HHHHTTTTT May 28, 2006