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Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.
-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.
by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010
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two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 6, 2017
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Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.
Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020
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David Typing Syndrome

David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".

David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021
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Typing Google Into Google

It doesnt break the internet or ends the world. All it does is give Tim Allan Herpes.
Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.

Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh
by Hrugh May 30, 2009
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Cross-typing

Cross-typing verb.

1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.

2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.

3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).

4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
Bubba, the 55 year old trucker from Wisconsin, relished the online attention he got cross-typing as a 22 year old model from L.A.
by Aged Razed Hen (anagram) June 8, 2009
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Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.
by BMont October 29, 2010
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