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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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Dutch Twinkie

Similar to a Dutch oven, but you hold her head under the covers during a blow job.
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021
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Dirty twinkie

When you pull down your pants and show your ass as a joke and your homeboy sticks his dick in your ass
When your uncle shoves a twinkie up his ass then he takes it out off his ass with all the ass juices absorbed in the dirty twinkie and he shoves it in you while he is gagging you with his butt plug
by 0877kkh July 9, 2025
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Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!
by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018
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Don’t stifle your tinkle

Don’t stifle your tinkle too much. That’s bad for you.
by ax_colleen May 8, 2020
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Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.
Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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