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twank spanker

When two white little petite boys, strip each other down too nothing. One bends the other over in doggy style putting ones genitals into other boys anal glands while lightly licking their palm and spanking gooch
Tommy and Mitch engage in sexual encounters when Tommy said “Oh yeah I’m ready you Twank Spanker”
Mitch licks his palm and lighty slaps Tommies gooch which is the space between a man’s asshole and ball sack.
by KidToucher February 25, 2022
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Twank

Greg: Holly molly! Since when does James have such a gyatt?
Robert: He's been working out for a while so he's a total twank..!
by Myrtoto June 6, 2025
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Twanking

The tween version of cranking or wanking.
'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'
by notbymenotnow April 14, 2009
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Twank

Basically means "Failure to launch".

When one is trying to do something but ends up failing it the person got a twank.
When a person crack a joke but it falls on deaf ears, friends can tease the person saying, "That was a twank!
by Bagzi April 1, 2022
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twank

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"
by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007
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twank

an undesired guest at a gathering
To get rid of the twanks, we told everybody to head to IHOP then went bowling.
by Deadtired April 7, 2005
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Twank

A dyke without the 8 year old boy haircut
"That bitch is a twank"
by SgtMrButter March 15, 2025
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