Twanking

The tween version of cranking or wanking.

'Oh man, my little brother totes thinks he's hit puberty, little does he know he's just at stage one twanking'

'That Eighth Grader just got dumped on MSN and now he's at home twanking wishing he was old enough to actually finish it off'

by notbymenotnow April 14, 2009

twank

a muddle up between the words "twat" and "plank"

you are such a...such a TWANK!

by RumDrunkMonkey October 30, 2007

[Twank]

fat boy with no life

OG1"I never seen him outside in his life"
OG2"Yea that Twank has no life"

by yaccee January 5, 2009

Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016

twank

Gay male who is a twink and a skank

That twank sure loves his meth.

by Tisa16 December 17, 2016

Twank

A person who often uses positive stereotypes to describe people of diverse races.

What a lovely twank he was at the dinner party!
All the guests felt very included.

by The_Twankinator August 24, 2017

Twanking

The act of masturbating tramps

I have been out all night Twanking, now my sleeve looks I've been mixing PVA glue.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018