Dusty Tuna

Old lady vagina’s that haven’t been maintained and haven’t seen the light of day for quite some time.

“I bet Betty White’s snatch is like a slab of shrivelled up dusty tuna”

by Feverflav January 14, 2021

tuna fart

A gastrointestinal condition in humans or animals that has an onset in symptoms usually 30 minutes - 1 hour after consuming. Symptoms are usually worse in animals. These symptoms for humans contain but aren't limited to: Excessive bloating, extremely foul smelling gas, gargle sounds in the small intestines, frequent gas build up, gas air temp noticeably higher and many others. These gas episodes are to not be taken lightly and one should not release these indoors by any means. If you or someone you know finds themselves even remotely close to a tuna fart, please remove yourself to fresh air immediately. If caught inside, oxygen might be needed to counteract the severity of the gas and/or bring back an asphyxiated individual.

"Holy shit that guy is rolling around like he got kicked in the face with a steel toe boot!"... "Naw, he probably just smelled a tuna fart."

by Ophious July 18, 2014

tuna casserole

A really sloppy, ripe, bacteria infested, hairy, huge vagina.

Man! I took one whiff of her tuna casserole and my penis did a "turtle."

by King of Graphics March 25, 2007

Tuna Trouble

When you're travel eating tuna and you ain't got no water that shit just balls up into unprocessable lumps of dry death in your mouth, can't talk, can't swallow. End result is you are moving your lips around like Mr. Ed and thats when you know you're in tuna trouble.

Like yesterday when I ended up in tuna trouble and now that i'm on dxm describing this to you. And you never guessed it I'm eating tuna, but got water this time!

by Johnny john john john johnny March 4, 2009

bone for tuna

Actual phrase: 'buona fortuna' meaning "good luck" in Italian. From the 3rd episode of the 3rd season of Boardwalk Empire entitled 'Bone for Tuna.'

Gyp Rosetti: Bone for tuna..the fuck's that supposed to mean?

by sirfartzalot711 September 23, 2013

Tuna Spit

The act of spitting tuna from your tuna sandwhich all over your computer. Usually performed if any feeling of extreme and utter disgust and surprise arises or extreme cases of amusement. in order to tuna spit one must dwell on the matter at hand and ultimately realize the true amusement within the context. The pause of reflection usually takes approximately 3-6 seconds

"don't you think it's weird you have a tiny dick you fucking arse hole it's her choice just because you sleep with every infected bimbo that Is blind enought to some how get pleasure from you doesn't mean other people are that stupid and self hating."

.....

(laughs and performs TUNA SPIT)

by Lebanese Mechanic June 8, 2010

tuna days

a woman at the time of her period

sorry, i'm not too hungry, i have my tuna days

by la en December 9, 2008