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Tuba Toot

A fart that sounds just like a low note on a tuba
Person #1. *toot*
Person #2. Hey you jist tuba tooted!!!
by Merissa Lingtoe June 16, 2018
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Tuba

Noun; a large metal instrument often used to crush the enemies in a quick and swift manner; the ultimate human pancake maker

origin: the tuba was invented in 16th century germany as a specially designed weapon that was very useful in crushing and capturing. the tuba's large interior was not only good for storing the dead bodies of your friends and enemies, but as a brilliant shield. tubas eventually fell out of favor as all weapons do, as only the strongest could support its massive bulk. still, the tuba is often used to make pancakes out of other living creatures such as: penguins, cats, yappy dogs, carrot faced world leaders, creatures which disagree with you, beluga whales, Aye Ayes, etc.

tubas are often found in a terrifying battle formation marching band to demonstrate dominance over the bystanders. if someone is observed to be wearing or doing anything out of the ordinary they will be swiftly crushed.

the tuba is often used along with the flute, a great tool for stabbing and impaling. they make the perfect combo and are often seen together in the dangerous war formation marching band.
the tuba was brought down quickly and swiftly onto the enemy,turning it into the flattest and most delicious looking pancake jimmy had ever seen.
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Reverse Harriet Tubman

When you throw an apple at someone's nuts, although it does not have to have direct contact or be purposefully aimed at one's nuts
Person 1: "Hey dude, do you want an apple?"
Person 2: "Sure!"
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Person 2: "Dude, call that a Reverse Harriet Tubman!"
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Tomba

A really great game for a Playstation 1. The little pink-jaired boy is off the find and destroy the evil Pigs that stole his grandfather's bracelet. Along the way, he makes friends and does sub-quests. Sounds simple and stupid, but it is really a cute game.
Scenario: Tomba must go into the Dwarf Forest and find the missing Dwarfs to get information and an Evil Pig Bag.
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tuba phone

A device that is both a tuba, and a phone.
I want a tuba phone for christmas because its a tuba and a phone!
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timbaland

The guy who produced every second song you hear on the radio nowadays.
Listen to your radio! Timbaland Galore.
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TMBA

Acronym for "Too Many Blunts Ago." Used by someone describing why they cannot remember something, usually from smoking way too much pot,
stoner 1 : "hey man remember that time we went to the golf course and saw that wolf?"

stoner 2 : "nahhh dude, that was way TMBA!"
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