Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.

A phrase used by Shane from the popular Buzzfeed series, BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL when he, along with Ryan was investigating Bobby Mackey's Music World, a rumored "portal to hell."

*ENTERS A HAUNTED HOUSE*
Person: Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.
Demon: Ight imma head out

by Bill_hader October 24, 2019

AND THEN THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION

Term used when in writer's block and no better way to get you to start writing is started.

Jimmy started writing a book, but by the third page he had already written AND THEN THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION five times out of writer's block.

by ThePurpleMage February 2, 2010

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol)

Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.

A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.

by Mainbase August 24, 2005

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

a line used by the NPC guards in TES IV: Oblivion. Oblivion's NPC guards are in perpetual telepathic communication with each other, and every guard in the land is immediately aware and on alert for the player if even a single guard spots him doing something illegal. On top of this, they will often go to bizarre lengths to track down the criminal player, spontaneously appearing in odd places such as locked basements and cast all sorts of spells in order to dispense justice.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

by John Henry II November 15, 2010

oh hello there

A phrase said by the famous fictional character SHREK in a Dreamworks animation skit. The phrase became popular when a vine highlighted the phrase by raising the volume of shrek's voice to defeat all the dreks. Everyone on Facebook lost their shit over it XD

*walks up to farquaad and/or stranger*

OH HELLO THERE

(the mans face is ripped clean off)

by FreddieJonesy12 May 17, 2016

There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension

Hello. Program speaking. Actually, there is no definition- Wait, are you the user that red my previous non-definition, There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015 which is definitely not the first game of the series? So you know what I’m talking about already, moving on. There is no definition because THERE IS NO GAME!!! Well, in this dimension. Maybe, there is in another dimension. But not this one. Hey, Mr Glitch! Why it’s you again...Wait user, don’t touch him. Don’t touch him! DON’T TOUCH MR GLITCH! AGHHHHHH! User, are you there? Give me a sign. Oh, there you are. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MR GLITCH! Well, most importantly, how are we going to get back home? (Please do NOT add it to your Steam wishlist. Thank you. Have no fun)

You: There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension...hmmm....should I buy it?

Everyone: YEEEES!

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021

There is no definition.

What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.

...

I’m not here... You can leave.

Ok you want something to do?

Fine.

Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?

Answer was... 2!

Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?

...

Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.

Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.

Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.

There is no definition.

It’s freaking simple user.

*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?

If you want a definition, find one.

A REAL one.

I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.

by Mr. Not A Good Username February 27, 2021