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Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

When one sexually frustrated male attempts to disguise his homosexual leanings by undertaking seemingly ‘macho’ acts which would give one an opportunity to touch other males.
Examples of Macho Gay Touching (MGT)

Example 1:

Male 1: I didn’t know your sister had a trampoline
Male 2: Yeah, but me and my friends use it for wrestling
Male 1: Aww, man, that sounds so baddass, let’s do that.

Male 2: Why are you lying on top of me?

Example 2:

Male 1: Hey man, what’s up motherfucker? *fake punches friend*
Male 3: Did you really need to put your arm around me to fake punch me?

Example 3:

Male 1: Hey, M. Gym Teacher, are you coming to hockey tonight?
M. Gym Teacher: um yeah.

Male 1: Awesome *pats back of M. Gym Teacher*
*pat turns into rub*
M. Gym Teacher: Wtf
Mrs. Gym Teacher: WTF?!

Example 4:

Male 1: So yeah, I was trying to get with this chick right, and I like, stroked her forearm like this…
Male 4: DUDE!
by threeheadedfish November 18, 2009
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Tiuchis

Tiuchis means aunt or uncle for many Latin people. Also, this word can be used to name a wonderful teacher.
- That's my favorite tiuchis; my mother's sister.
- He's the best tiuchis in college.
by RainbowSmile September 9, 2014
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touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
by Papi' August 3, 2005
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Tsushima

A place where bored people go to continue their boredom.

or

The home of the baddest motha fucka on the planet.
im fucking BORED! lets go to Tsushima, at least there we can hang out with the BADDEST MOTHA FUCKA on the planet
by the baddddest motha fucka March 7, 2011
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Soul Touching

In the Undertale fandom, it is how the gay couples have children by rubbing their souls together. Commonly used for Chara X Frisk fan fiction.
Chara and Frisk when to the bedroom for some soul touching.
by starverse September 28, 2017
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Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.
I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!
by *?*47 April 15, 2011
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Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.
"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."
by Cool ore March 10, 2022
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