Texas Trouser Headlock

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by wes b January 17, 2007

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

weasel in trousers

a lesbian "player", generally of the more androgynous gender presentation and very charismatic.

Shane from the L-word is clearly a weasel in trousers.

by AuntF October 16, 2010

Flap your trousers

A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.

Flap your trousers already and let's get to the pub

by Billybrice December 13, 2019

Wears the trousers

Wearing the trousers is a reference to a man being in charge and when a woman wears the trousers she is the one in charge because trousers were traditionally worn by men who were traditionally the ones in charge

Blake may seem bossy , but it's Lisa that really wears the trousers in that relationship .

by hans_hatseflats January 27, 2021

TROUSE

1 A blouse that can be worn as pants.

2 A pretentious dj who invents a new genre so that he can be rated number one within it, since no one else plays this freshly created, imaginary genre.

Have you heard about that trouse, Tiesto? He just coined a new genre called polkastep

by Space Shuttle Sunglasses January 19, 2011

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003