Translender

Translender ; One who is seen as a larger bodied person. But feels as if they are just right.

I may be fat, but I identify as Translender.

by Major SIN March 28, 2022

Comedy Translator

A Comedy Translator, or C**T, is someone who feels it absolutely necessary to ensure that everyone enjoyed and (more importantly) understood a joke or television programme, or play, or comedian, or toilet visit as much as they did, personally.

The Comedy Translator will routinely bring up elements of a joke or performance that most people would consider throwaway, or have understood anyway, in order to debate them, and in turn, prove how intelligent they are by having spoken to you about it.

The irony of the Comedy Translator is that despite their comedy name, they are widely hated.

Comedy Translator: "God, that was absolutely HILARIOUS, don't you think?!"

You: "Yeah, I suppose it was quite good"

C**T "No, no, no, no. It was HILARIOUS, did you get that bit when he brought the cat in, and he was stuffing it into her face?! That was an in-joke about famine, I know this because it was on his '1984 At The Palladium' re-released DVD commentary..."

You: "Absolute silence on the way home, please"

by NutsNGum September 13, 2011

Lost in BBM Translation

A situation that occurs over Blackberry Messenger (BBM) whereby either tone, sarcasm, inflection, humor, or facial expressions are not captured by the receiver of the message thus leading to a misunderstanding between both parties; this is often followed up by further lengthy drawn-out attempts by both parties to try to explain themselves over BBM; often, their explanations are in turn lost in translation. This phenomenon is a contemporary cause of the demise of many friendships and relationships...and of course an actual phone conversation to rectify the situation is out of the question.

Guy: So I was at the club till about 5am...I hooked up with a girl at my place till 7am...kicked her out by 8am...took a quick French shower...and was at work handling my client's conference call by 9am!

Girl: Wow, you're hot!

Guy: Thanks! I thought you might appreciate my ability to both party and work hard!

Girl: Ummm...no, I was being sarcastic. Your loose sexual behavior and cursory hygiene are quite off-putting. You are the very definition of a douche!

Guy: Well then, I guess your sheer hatred and jealousy of me were lost in BBM translation.

by VitruvianMan January 29, 2010

John Travolta

A very good actor. Has been in famous movies like Pulp Fiction, Saturday Night Live, Grease, and Get Shorty.

He was sweet in Pulp Fiction. Vincent Vega was a cool character.

by sagzag February 4, 2004

trangled

"trangled" translates to smashed, wasted, scattered, trashed etc. a chemically induced state of being which can often exhibit one, more or all of the following symptoms:
happy
confused
dreggy
grinning profusely
sore jaws
chewing
sometimes results in inflated lips
munted
zombified
talkative
spaced-out
wide-eyed
pretense of intelligent conversation (when really only crap is being spoken)
unexplained giggling

1) i don't remember - i was trangled at the time
2) i was trangled all weekend

by leeeps September 9, 2008

translate

verb: to murder

Susan didn't disappear. She was translated

by Fleurette April 23, 2009

Google Translate

To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.

(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?

Abby: Google translate?

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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*

John: Google translate?

Jordon: I hate my life.

by SloshedLaLadies June 3, 2011