Touching cloth

When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.

Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?

Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?

Matt- Deal!

by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010

Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically

dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010

Touching Silk

When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.

"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"

by Lollerblades December 29, 2007

touching tips

not gay if someone says no-homo before after the action of touching tips

touching tips tn but gonna say no homo

by flavor man tintin June 23, 2016

Horse troughing

A sexual act involving two or more parties; lines of granola or trail mix are lined along the ass crack near the anus, after which, a partner then eats the granola from the ass crack. A chain of this may or may not occur.

We are going to go horse troughing at the party.

Jim and Fred are horse troughers.

Hey, open this granola. I wanna try horsetroughing.

That girl likes to get horse troughed.

Tony tried to horse trough himself.

by Mikomonkeyman January 25, 2019

Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 11, 2010