Toolakit

A person who is no longer classified as a tool for they are too much of a tool so instead of being a tool they are the whole toolkit.

Wow that kid is a toolakit

by nosyt May 18, 2009

babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.

Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

toolin'

chillin', doing nothing, or doing nothing interesting.

Kid #1-whassup?
Kid #2- oh im just toolin' around the kitchen. you?

by jahabes December 26, 2009

tolan

a woman who often goes on vacation and leaves her friends behind.

Man, i miss that girl who is totally tolan-ing it!

by Rachel Freeno January 1, 2009

Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

Toland Shuffle

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =

"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

by wall lover October 20, 2008

toolarge

A too large money. 2000$ of money.

Let's do this thing toolarge on the blacktop.

by Peeman1 July 18, 2003