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A man you hates Amanda. Usually a big man, who swears a lot.
Tony by niggahwhattt June 29, 2009
The Idiot asshole thinks he knows shit about black ops and politics. He once kissed a slut and bragged about it, he also enjoys his weekends having sex with his hooter shirt. He thinks that his friends (not real friends) like him but he is so stupid that they just try to ignore him.
Not Tony 1: Hey Not Tony 2 hows it going?
Not Tony 2: Good
Tony: Hey guys i went 30 and 10 in free for all on Bops. I put it on my file share you should look at it.
Not Tony 2: Tony shut the fuck up none of us even play Bops any more.
generally used to describe a horses penis, particularly a very small one as a result of a birth defect or amputation.
man I got slapped in the face with a tony last night.

I would hate to be a tony

that guy was such a tony last night, I'm never dating him again.
tony by Master Nz November 8, 2007
A fuckboy that tries so hard to get with a girl, dates the girl and cheats on her with multiple girls. Then tries to lie about it and get back with the original girl. A piece of shit that plays with girls feelings!
"Ugh you're acting just like Tony. "

"Stop being such a fuckboy like Tony."
Tony by ha.ha.ha24 December 12, 2015
A guy you only sleep with when extremely intoxicated.
Have sex with him one more time and he'll be your tony.
Tony by donchawanna? August 13, 2008
Tonyn is awesome
Tony by Tony Shaboni January 31, 2018