Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

Toenailing

To peel ones tonail off, yell "peel me daddy!" and place it in their rectum.

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Bob was toenailing me until all ten of my toenails were peeled off!

by undercoverx February 23, 2024

Tony Toenail

When you have an infection under your toenail

My Tony Toenail is outta control.

by megadoodoo June 17, 2025

detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018