crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! March 30, 2016

Texas Toenail

When you remove a toenail to use it as a weapon, most commonly as a shuriken.

“Give that bitch the Texas Toenail, Jimbo!”

by TexasToenail January 17, 2019

bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person

Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.

by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006

Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 05, 2021

Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 06, 2020