Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006

tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)

The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

Totti

Totti the famous Italian soccer player

'Totti il pupone' means 'Totti the babe." My stepdad says that Totti is over-rated.

by tula December 7, 2004

Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge

Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.

by the f.a December 30, 2018

tottie

n. Afrikaans slang for a penis, usually a short or small one.

Who are you planning to hurt with that tottie?

by (_._) March 9, 2005

Tottie

A "toddler hottie". A cute high-school girl under the age of 18.

Lets go to the mall and check out all the totties.

by b00sted February 18, 2009