When someone is annoying the utter fuck out of you or generally being a dick you may have to initiate the pick a hand. Simply ask the asshole to pick between one of your two extended hands with no further explanation, when the douchebag picks a hand you proceed to smack the shit out of them with their chosen prize. Note that if the son of a bitch is aware of the game they will most likely not pick a hand due to the obvious implications.
That piece of shit tried to hit on my girlfriend! I'm going to ask him to pick a hand.
Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
Did you just say pineapples don't belong on pizza? Pick a hand.
by tokeshed January 22, 2018
by Sammy Fellerman December 21, 2009
You picking up this weekend?
by Aidan Brooks June 01, 2005
Embarrassing herself for attention. Annoying wannabe who will literally go to any lengths for the attention of the boys/men. (pick me, choose me)
"Keira Lynn Bennett is such a pick me. It's annoying. She thinks she's the shit but she's really not."
by Lauren Ross September 19, 2021
The process which entails meeting a dealer in a (usually) prearranged place, and purchasing--'picking up'--your dope.
Guy 1: "Oi, where an' when we goin' to pick up?"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"
Guy 2: "We're on our way to the kebab van right now to pick up you twat."
Guy 1: "Yaaaaaaay!"
by Rep August 24, 2004
The act of picking your nose very fast before a known person walks around the corner. Often done in the workplace
Saul: (chair get up noise)
Josh: (quick pick)
Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?
Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!
Josh: (quick pick)
Saul: Dude were you picking your nose?
Josh: Busted. I thought I had more time for a quick pick!
by Foxygrandpa13 July 18, 2012
An alternate spelling of picnic used by people all over the world.
It is however suggested that you use the original spelling of the word as you may receive an outrageous amount of abusement by your friends in the following years if you do use this more sophisticated spelling of the word.
It is however suggested that you use the original spelling of the word as you may receive an outrageous amount of abusement by your friends in the following years if you do use this more sophisticated spelling of the word.
Blanché and Taneesee went on a pick nick in a beautiful, transucculent park near their home town Illinoice.
by keitaisbeast June 18, 2014