Whoosh

Gay fart.

Gay men's farts sound different because of their stretched anuses which cause the air to escape at different speed, resulting in a unique and recognisable "whoosh" sound.

Discussion related to gay farting:

Guy 1: "Did you whoosh today, Steve?"
Guy 2: "No George, I'm not gay, I fart like normal people. Not like you. Because you're gay."
Guy 1: "Steve, I'm not gay.."
Guy 2: "Ho sorry, thought..."
Guy 1: "Okay, no problem!"
Guy 2: "Bye Steve, I'm going to eat pineapple."
Guy 1: "Okay, have a nice night."
Guy 2: "Oh, and I almost forgot, does Jessica speak Spanish?"
Guy 1: "Not sure..."
Guy 2: "Bye. Love you!"

Steve is gay: he lied. So he farts differently.

by NEWTON_KETCHUP November 24, 2024

Whoosh

The most horniest man’s on the xChiaki1x server, he likes chisa ALOT but is in love with another member, he’s also 1% homosexual because of Teacher Nagito

Person A: Ayo who this whoosh guy?
Person B: he’s 1% homosexual and really horny

by blueberrymisery February 14, 2022

Windy whoosh

When slogging a cricket ball, not graceful or technically correct.

To be fair, she's just had a windy whoosh at that ball.

by AussiePandamonium November 23, 2016

Whoosh

To remove someone from a place in a violent manner

Bro your gonna get whooshed

by Charva mush October 11, 2022

Whoosh

A group of cyclists, whether they're bicyclists, or motorcyclists.

Did you see that whoosh of riders go by?

by ThemagJSAR July 15, 2023

whoosh

A heartless word for insulting innocent El Salvadorians.

The whooshes are just trying to be happy but the white person wants to insult them.

by Ricardo Collazo August 23, 2022

whoosh

So you're looking through the comment section and you see someone using whoosh replying to some Google person writing articles about how that's so mean, rude, etc.

Whoosh or any other use means that the joke went over their heads. (Past them) the ball missed the hoop.

Gofus: just been diagnosed by my doctor's that I'm color blind . This came out of the *shows flashy orange picture*
Idiot: that's orange tho
Random person: Idiot, whoosh

by Dzzgem July 06, 2019