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Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)
Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*
by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016
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Twisted Unicorn

During a threesome, when two penis's are twisted and then penetrate the anal cavity, without any sort of lubrication. Thus making the receiver thrust their bodies in a forward motion, like a galloping horse/unicorn.
"Yo Liliya, do you want to go round 2 again tonight on the twisted Unicorn? I was talking to Luke and he said he loved the idea of making you gallop."
by wheelingchow November 13, 2016
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don't get me fucking twisted

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.
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twisted

If you think I'm the type of girl to have sex with just anyone, then you got me twisted.
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sick twisted fuck

a very sick and disturbed individual. You don't know what he or she is going to do next. A time bomb waiting to go off.
1. Near the end of the great early-90s movie "Misery" (based on the novel of the same name by literature king Stephen King), the protagonist (a novelist) and the villian (a psychotic woman) are in the basement fighting before the cops arrive. The novelist says to her that she's a "sick twisted fuck" before he shoves her face into the keys of a typewriter. See this movie, you will be tremendously thrilled. It's great for a cloudy night.

2. Gary Glitter is a glam rock superstar of the 70s and 80s. He's scored a tally of hits, the most famous one is probably "Rock'N'Roll Part 2", which is chanted by crowds at stadium events all over the planet. In 1999 he left his computer at a shop for repairs and on the hard disk a massive database of kiddie porn was discovered. He spent a few months in prison in his native UK, then headed to Cuba in disgrace. He later packed up and went to Cambodia. He was kicked out of that country for sexual perversion (that's bad). He then settled in Vietnam and bought a house there. Some neighbors saw him frollicking in a swimming pool with some Vietnamese girls, some as young as 10. Then he took them inside, you can guess the rest. He was arrested, the police found some more kiddie smut on his laptop and he was sentenced to a few years behind bars. He shouted, "Do you know who I am?" during the trial. Well, yes we do know. He's a pervert and a child molester and a sick twisted fuck.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2008
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blue twisted steel

The hardest, strongest, most durable substance in the universe. This phrase is more common to those born prior to 1960. Many have used this phase, however no one knows of its true origins. They just know that nothing can beat it.
It is a damn shame that the Twin Towers weren’t made of blue twisted steel.
by RaiderJunky October 26, 2005
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get twisted

Getting intoxicated. Smoking, drinking, pill popping...
by FatBoyMag.com March 27, 2009
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