thirst aid kit

Any container containing ice cold beer

Don't forget to bring your thirst aid kit on the float trip tomorrow.

thirst aid kit by Official Buzzy June 20, 2021

Thirst Trap 

When a someone, usually female, posts a sexy picture of themselves and "traps" thirsty admirers

Damn, did you see all the thirsty dudes commenting on Danielle's instagram photo?? Fucking thirst trap...

Thirst Trap by Bodygoalsaf April 27, 2017

thirst person 

The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.

So, my friend hooked up with this girl, and he didn't use protection, and now he says it hurts when he pees. Anyway, do you think I should go to the doctor?

thirst person by Tom Hartung March 8, 2009

Thirst man 

A weirdo who steals your juices

Thirst man will steal yo juices

Thirst man by hungryChicken September 26, 2018

Thirst Trap 

A provacotive photo posted for likes; usually doesn’t even contain a smiling face, just a body/body part instead

“Did you see her thirst trap photo?”
“Yeah, my God, she’s starting to post ratchet pics like Maija!”

Thirst Trap by Jobravhoe September 27, 2018

Thirst-tip 

When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.

"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"

"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"

Thirst-tip by Thirstay August 21, 2015

thirst check 

When a friend is being extra thirsty and they need to evaluate their thirstiness. Put your thirst in check.

Girl: "He's hot, I'm gonna go jump on that D" Friend: "Damn girl need some water for your thirst? Thirst check."

thirst check by Ollieoats February 25, 2015