Thin Mintsterbate

When you crush up Thin Mints, into powdered form. Masterbate with the powdered remains and then proceed to insert them into your anus.

I couldn’t wait for my order of cookies so I can Thin Mintsterbate

by Buckdorf February 19, 2019

whaeat thins

wheat thins, but when you’re high at 1 am

person 1: these wheet things are fire
weat
whaeat?
person 2: you’re eating whaeat thins, you must be high

by empty chair May 8, 2020

thin-finger

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.

Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.

by art vandallay September 19, 2016

wheat thins

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!

I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.

by SRL September 26, 2004

thin mint

a luscious young girl(scout or not) who probably has to be home before the street lights go on and is maybe just barely legal.

Vinnie, I made it home with that thin mint yesterday afternoon before the street lights came on and she had to be home.

by nick April 23, 2005

Thin oreo

Dont even get me started, these bad boys are the best. Just by putting one of them in you're mouth makes you ascend to another reality. Their crisp and crunch are the best things ever made by mankind.

Me: oh my god these new Thin Oreo are so good i am ascending to godhood.
Friend: let me try one

2 seconds later

Friend: *ascends to an alternate universe from the amazing taste*

by i eat little babies for lunch February 15, 2021

bone-thin

cut down to absolute minimum.

We've cut our business resources down bone-thin.

by Tady Bare August 1, 2014